PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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