His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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