Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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