did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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