butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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