what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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