24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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