Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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