If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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