Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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