Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just puked most of my soul out..
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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