He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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