But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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