i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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