yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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