Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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