There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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