I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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