She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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