Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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