Kiss
Puke
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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