btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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