you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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