He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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