I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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