i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's just like the Real World with babies
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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