Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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