Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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