i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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