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(636): View more from Missouri

I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes

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(314): View more from Missouri

doooooooo herrrrrrrrr

(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm out of practice. be my yoda

(314): View more from Missouri

put your penis in her you must.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Some milfs here doing some blow

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

Dad?

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(940): View more from Texas

I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....

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(716): View more from New York

He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.

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(512): View more from Texas

When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"

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