Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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