I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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