Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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