I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
