I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
