i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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