i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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