ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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