Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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