Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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