Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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