He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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