Do you still have your period?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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