week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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