i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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