Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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