Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In other news, I just burned my penis
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize