Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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