They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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