Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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