do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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