I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
