at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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