nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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